Thou hast redeemed thyself, red fuzz!
If you have been to our house since a couple of weeks before Christmas, then you know about the enormous red wool rug that we bought whose sole purpose is to reproduce and make little red rugs ALL OVER OUR HOUSE! Seriously, this stuff is everywhere: in my hair, in our toothbrushes, in our mouths, IN OUR FOOD (the nerve!). Another thing you almost certainly don’t know about is the bee galaxy that is located RIGHT OUTSIDE OUR BEDROOM WINDOW; despite the fact that we keep the windows and screen doors closed all the time, I keep finding renegade bees around the house. They are driving me almost as crazy as the moths that keep walking on my pillow and leaving that awful brown dust (on my pillow!). But just now, the red fuzz redeemed itself! I heard a strange strangled buzzing noise, and it was a bee completely entangled in red fuzz! It was rolling around on the ground and clearly SUFFERING as all of God’s stinging creatures should. Three cheers for the red fuzz!
