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December 30th, 2006

Overheard On An Escalator

Posted by Apostropher Royal in General

Girl 1: It just really sucks that he’s gay.

Girl 2: Well, it’s like a challenge.

December 30th, 2006

2006

Posted by Apostropher Royal in General

10 excellent records from 2006, in approximate order:

10 mew - and the glass handed kites
9 the knife - silent shout
8 white flight - white flight
7 annuals - be he me
6 band of horses - everything all the time
5 liars - drum’s not dead
4 love is all - nine times that same song
3 human television - look at who you’re talking to
2 grizzly bear - yellow house
1 hot chip - the warning

December 26th, 2006

Overheard in Fashion Square…

Posted by Apostropher Royal in General

Behind me, in a long line at Coffee Plantation:

Girl 1:  Oh my gosh, you know what I’m imagining right now?  I’m imagining that someone is buying something that I want in the last one of my size.

Girl 2: That’s terrible.