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J is one of those people that cannot help but crack the little plastic cup after communion.  Unbelievable.

Me: flipping the light on and off while C is in the shower, because come on! He is in the shower and the light is off! That’s funny.

C: “That thing has a limited number of uses! Stop that!”

Me: “I don’t know if it does.” Continuing to be annoying.

C: “Come on! Stop it! You’re really going to destroy that filament!”

C: “The fire was like ten feet from our cars, so we got out and went to your dorm room instead”

Me: (Really upset at the obvious and imminent danger we’re in as a result of C’s dreamed bad decisions) “Why didn’t we flee the fire?”

C: “This was after we’d already fleen the fire. Flown the fire? What?”

Me: “Fled the fire.”

C: “Yeah, that.”

“don’t you hate it when vertical cord friction heats your crotch to uncomfortable, even dangerous levels?”

if only lindland could set their sights on world hunger.

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Me: “I think you might have Oppositional Defiance Disorder.”

C: “No I don’t!”